1.09.2003
Don't do that!
Customer: Can you please ask the security guard to stop bothering me?
Desk Staff: What was he doing?
Customer: He was poking me in the ribs trying to tickle me.
Librarian: I will take care of it. It will not happen again.
...10 minutes later...
Librarian (to security guard): Can I speak with you for a minute.
Librarian: A young girl came up to the desk complaining that you were trying to tickle her.
Security Guard: Oh yea, I know the girl she's the one who
Librarian: It does not matter which one she was.
Security Guard: That is not what happened. I did not try to tickle her.
Librarian: (eyebrows raise)
Security Guard: Well, what happened is that I, uh, well you see what happened is that I uh, I uh I drooled on her and I did not know what I should do.
Librarian: (eybrows raise even higher)
Security Guard: See, I accidentally drooled on her and I did not know if I should tell her, wipe it off or just let it go. So I did not try and tickle her, I was just wiping it off.
Librarian: Next time, let it go.
Security Guard: Yea, I just did know what I should do so I just wiped it off.
Librarian: You just really should not touch these kids, you are opening yourself to a lot of trouble if you touch these kids.
Security Guard: Yea, I can see that.
Observations How the heck did he drool on her ribs? Would you admit to drooling on someone else? If he was not leaving at the end of the month I would be having a much worse day today.
Customer: Can you please ask the security guard to stop bothering me?
Desk Staff: What was he doing?
Customer: He was poking me in the ribs trying to tickle me.
Librarian: I will take care of it. It will not happen again.
...10 minutes later...
Librarian (to security guard): Can I speak with you for a minute.
Librarian: A young girl came up to the desk complaining that you were trying to tickle her.
Security Guard: Oh yea, I know the girl she's the one who
Librarian: It does not matter which one she was.
Security Guard: That is not what happened. I did not try to tickle her.
Librarian: (eyebrows raise)
Security Guard: Well, what happened is that I, uh, well you see what happened is that I uh, I uh I drooled on her and I did not know what I should do.
Librarian: (eybrows raise even higher)
Security Guard: See, I accidentally drooled on her and I did not know if I should tell her, wipe it off or just let it go. So I did not try and tickle her, I was just wiping it off.
Librarian: Next time, let it go.
Security Guard: Yea, I just did know what I should do so I just wiped it off.
Librarian: You just really should not touch these kids, you are opening yourself to a lot of trouble if you touch these kids.
Security Guard: Yea, I can see that.
Observations How the heck did he drool on her ribs? Would you admit to drooling on someone else? If he was not leaving at the end of the month I would be having a much worse day today.
